HIGHSCHOOL AU. KIND OF CLOSED BUT IDK

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[ In this school, Bart has the reputation of being that junior who does the craziest shit without thinking twice. It's not a good thing to be known for, but Bart doesn't care any. It's a free period now, and Bart is surrounded by guys who are trying to convince him to go skateboard down steep hills with them. They aren't his friends - he knows this. ]

Dude, you should totally come with us! This hill is like ... 45 degrees. You'll love it!

Nah, don't feel like it. [ A half-hearted response, as he continues playing Super Leon Bros on his Playtendo. The more they talk, the more he imagines taping their mouths. ]

Are you kidding me? If you miss this chance, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!!

. . .Sounds boring. [ He spots Kon at the corner of his eye, and makes his way toward him - stepping right past the boys around him. ] Gotta go, seeya.