for pachintoki ... general shamelessness help

[mayoniac]

[ Wherever you were before, you're now in a bed that isn't quite yours. It's clean and soft, as if there's someone out there who wants you to be comfortable, and big enough for two. Should you wake up and rub the slumber off your eyes, you'll find yourself in an unfamiliar room, and --

Someone sleeping beside you.

Hijikata shifts, not quite fully awake yet. Usually he'll have an alarm to help get him up on time. Not today, though, so he's oversleeping a little bit. Back turned to Gintoki, he almost looks peaceful, until --

He sits up, posture stiff, and says in the most serious, convicted voice. ]

I understand. As you wish, Queen Mayoria. [ wtf is he dreaming about ..........

Then he goes back to sleep, not yet aware of the predicament they're in.

also i dont have appropriate icons deal with it ]