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IN THIS POST ME AND FISH WILL POST FANARTS AND PLAY USING THAT FANART AS PROMPT.

WE'RE TOTALLY NOT COPYING CAPS, BECAUSE CAPS IS A LOSER. AND WE'RE TOO COOL FOR COPYING FROM LOSERS.

DUH.

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Kon and Tim at some High Society party or something where Tim dragged Kon there to make him company.

I just wanted an excuse to play Kon in a suit, okay.

( u n s u r e )

Edited 2011-09-11 01:08 (UTC)

[Tim and Conner are standing just inside the entrance of the large room the party is being held in. It's a few minutes before the party is set to begin -- only one of two guests have shown up already and Bruce is seeing to them. In the meantime, Tim is drilling Conner on proper high society party etiquette.]

And don't try to ask the caterers for champagne. I've already told them not to give you any. [Tim narrows his eyes at Conner at the idea of what he might do.]

Edited 2011-09-11 01:59 (UTC)

For the fifteenth time, Tim, I'm not going to get drunk for the first time in a party where your reputation might be at risk, don't worry.

Edited 2011-09-11 02:08 (UTC)

Good. And don't forget to smile. You look like you're going to flip over a table.

[He starts out stern but ends with a slight smile. He is grateful to Conner for coming, even if he might mess up horribly.]

I just might... this thing is driving me crazy, how do you do it?

You did it wrong. [A small sigh, then Tim is pulling it undone and pulling Kon closer by the two ends. It only takes him a few seconds to retie it and then he focuses on fixing Kon's collar.]

Yeah, thanks... [ though the issue there wasn't if he was wearing it right or not for him... It was wearing it in general ]

Are you sure Bruce is okay with me being here? [ he says, after spotting him throw a quick annoyed glare at him for the third time ] He doesn't exactly look too happy about it...

Don't worry about it. He's fine with you being here. [He made sure, he doesn't say.]

From the way he's looking at me as if I could light the whole place on fire by just staring at it, I really don't think so…

[ he tucks at his tie a bit more, it was starting to become some sort of nervous tick ]

I mean, i guess the point is that I could if I would, but I don't-- [ heavy sigh to calm himself down ] Geez, this is stressing me down already and we didn't even start! I better calm down before the stress gets worse and I give a reason for my other DNA cells to give in and start going bald.

Edited 2011-09-11 03:21 (UTC)

Wouldn't want you to shed all over the floor. [He smirks.]

Those are some priorities there, Mr. Best Friend. [ a small frown ] When is this going to start anyway?

[Tim checks his very expensive watch.]

It's eight o'clock now. Everyone is going to be fashionably late, but the guests should start trickling in soon enough.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring me here, anyway?

It's been a long week and I didn't want to go through this without reinforcements. [He gives Kon a sheepish smile to make sure he doesn't get mad.]

If by reinforcement you mean a tall dude scared of even breathing next to you, I guess I'm doing a great job then.

So far.

Just don't say anything stupid and you'll do fine.

I better not talk at all, then. If somebody asks I'm a portable statue you like to bring along at parties, okay?

[Tim doesn't make any effort to introduce Conner during his conversation. He'll wait to do that until Kon's not freaking out behind him. Their conversation is short and boring -- full of business speculation and fake smiles. Thankfully it ends when the man sees that Bruce is now free and scampers off with a smile.]

[Tim's smile drops as soon as the man is out of sight.] Ugh, I hate these things. I don't know how Bruce finds the motivation to organize them so often.

I don't know, Timothy. Sucks to be you, Timothy.

Shut up, Conner. [His lip quirks in an attempt to hold back a smile.]

There should be something in these drinks that makes them talk that way, we should investigate, chum.

Trust me, they're just as boring when they're not drinking expensive champagne.

You live in a dark, dark world, Drake.

I should introduce you to the cows, I think you'd like them.

For once, I'm jealous of the company you keep.

Did I ever tell you about Clelia, she's this super-creepy--

Dude what are those chicks staring at.

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