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[ squeezing mayo on his dango ]


Shit --

[ OMNOM ]


I have to shed some pounds.


[ OMNOMNOMNOM ]


Maybe they were right about the mayo.

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[ YOU TOO?!?!?!???!???!?!?! ]

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No one! I'm not pregnant!

[1/2] THREADJACK sorry ;;

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Oyy, oyy, is this how you bring up your children, gorilla? A father would never have let his kids get knocked up!

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You'd better go beat up the baby's father.

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DON'T MISLEAD HIM!

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Dont worry, Mayori, we know you're worried about the baby, but we need to maintain your reputation! Let's go break a few bones, gori!

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There is no baby! If you want to beat someone up that badly, why don't you do it to yourself?!

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But I'm not the father of the baby, think of the baby, oyy, the baby!

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If it was a girl, are you going to name her Mayori? Just like her mother.

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What mother...

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How many times must I say this before it finally gets into your thick skull?!

done

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[TOTALLY NOT LISTENING]

If it's a boy, you should name him Mayota.

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What kind of a name is 'Mayota'? King Takomayo sounds better!

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"King Takomayo" sounds like takoyaki, he'll make everyone hungry whenever he says his name!

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How about Mayo Kingtako, then? Or Mayotako King!

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No no, let's call it Mayokeru.

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Why 'keru'?

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Sounds manly.

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If you want the kid to sound manly, why don't you just call him Butch Musclepunch Steelabs Mayotako?

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Too manly, d'you want him to get picked on in school? Let's call him Mayoteru Oogurutachi.

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That just sounds like you put a load of random sounds together. How about Vanessa Musclepunch Steelabs Mayoteru?

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Who the hell names their son Vanessa? Maykoteru Cynthia Oogurutachi!

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Cynthia? Cynthia's way too girly!