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[personal profile] mayoniac2014-03-08 11:57 pm

for [personal profile] pachintoki ... general shamelessness help

[ Wherever you were before, you're now in a bed that isn't quite yours. It's clean and soft, as if there's someone out there who wants you to be comfortable, and big enough for two. Should you wake up and rub the slumber off your eyes, you'll find yourself in an unfamiliar room, and --

Someone sleeping beside you.

Hijikata shifts, not quite fully awake yet. Usually he'll have an alarm to help get him up on time. Not today, though, so he's oversleeping a little bit. Back turned to Gintoki, he almost looks peaceful, until --

He sits up, posture stiff, and says in the most serious, convicted voice. ]


I understand. As you wish, Queen Mayoria. [ wtf is he dreaming about ..........

Then he goes back to sleep, not yet aware of the predicament they're in.

also i dont have appropriate icons deal with it ]
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[ Remember that AU where Kon and Damian are brothers ... It's Back.

There's been a blackout. Looks like you forgot to pay your utility bill, Kon, because they have pulled the power. When Kon returns, he should find Damian sitting quietly on a chair - his hands placed on his lap and his legs dangling - staring directly at him as he enters the house. He looks ... perfectly at home, shrouded in the darkness like this. Almost like it's his natural habitat.

There's not a single sound coming from him, not even a tremble or the sound of breathing. While a lot of children would be scared, Damian isn't in the slightest. This is some horror-movie level shit.

Kon might feel a dark aura too ......... Yeah, he's angry. ]


You forgot, didn't you?

i have nothing better to do

[ you're all in a giant dollhouse. there is a lovely feast in front of you. Luffy takes a bite out of a leg of ham and immediately spits it at your face .... ]

Oi! What's up with this meat? Who's the bastard who put it here? Are you all idiots?!

TWITTER SHENANIGANS

[ On twitter, Damian is only known as 'D' (because he's THAT creative). He has quite a big number of followers, but follows NO ONE. Everyone thinks his username is some MMORPG thing. In today's adventure, Damian has discovered LOLCATS. ]

inheritingall: Pictures of cats with grammatically-incorrect captions.
inheritingall: Is that supposed to be funny?


[ And one of his followers is like LOLOL SO YOU CLICKED THE LINK I SENT YOU? but Damian ignores them. ]

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[ WHAT'S THIS??? A LIBRARY???

THERE IS A LITTLE BOY WHO IS EYEING ONE OF THE BOOKS ON THE TOP SHELF

HE IS TOO SHORT TO GET IT



WHAT DO YOU DO ]

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[ DINNER IN THE WAYNE FAMILY MANSION


PERHAPS SHENANIGANS ENSURE

DAMIAN IS IN URBAN CAMOUFLAGE MODE. A HOODIE IS PULLED OVER HIS HEAD AND HE'S CHOMPING DOWN ON SOME CHICKEN. ]

The food ....is improving.

BECAUSE I JUST APPED AND NEED PRACTICE

[ so YOU and A MYSTERIOUS COSTUMED BOY have teamed up for AN UNFATHOMABLE REASON.

the both of you are trapped in a labyrinth full of IMPECCABLY ADORABLE KITTENS


there is a dangerous gas in the air and IMMINENT DEATH IS NEAR


YOU HAVE TO SAVE BOTH YOURSELVES AND THE KITTENS. WHAT DO?? ]

NANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA BATMAN! BATMAN!

 [ LOOK, A MASKED TEN-YEAR OLD WHO APPEARS TO BE TIED TO THE BACKSEAT OF A BATMOBILE KIDDY RIDE. THERE IS A BATMANNIQUIN SEATED IN FRONT AND THE MACHINE IS JAMMED, SO IT'S JUST PLAYING 'NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!' FOREVER.

THE KID IS FUMING. ]


This. Is an insult. Whose neck do I need to snap?

[ HE'LL UNTIE HIMSELF SOON. GIVE HIM TIME. ]

i don't know or care i just want brohugs

[ SO APPARENTLY BART GOT HUGGED RANDOMLY ON THE STREET BY SOME RANDOM PERSON HOLDING A 'FREE HUGS' BANNER

AND THAT PERSON TOLD HIM TO GO SPREAD THE LOVE, MAN. OUR WORLD IS DYING AND ONLY LOVE CAN SAVE IT!!!!



THEREFORE IT IS NOW HIS DUTY TO HUG EVERYONE



YES, EVEN YOU. IN A NUTSHELL: A WEIRD BOY WITH WEIRD HAIR APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND GIVES YOUR CHARACTER THE BIGGEST HUG. ]

I know I haven't finished reading her series but --

[ IT'S DARK. IT'S LATE. YOU GET TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER BY A VERY SPOOKY-LOOKING, FACELESS GIRL WEARING NOTHING BUT BLACK SPANDEX.

WHO COULD SHE BE? WTF SHE WASN'T THERE BEFORE SERIOUSLY WTF WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO SCARY WTFFFFF ]


Need information.

HIGHSCHOOL AU. KIND OF CLOSED BUT IDK

[ In this school, Bart has the reputation of being that junior who does the craziest shit without thinking twice. It's not a good thing to be known for, but Bart doesn't care any. It's a free period now, and Bart is surrounded by guys who are trying to convince him to go skateboard down steep hills with them. They aren't his friends - he knows this. ]

Dude, you should totally come with us! This hill is like ... 45 degrees. You'll love it!

Nah, don't feel like it. [ A half-hearted response, as he continues playing Super Leon Bros on his Playtendo. The more they talk, the more he imagines taping their mouths. ]

Are you kidding me? If you miss this chance, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!!

. . .Sounds boring. [ He spots Kon at the corner of his eye, and makes his way toward him - stepping right past the boys around him. ] Gotta go, seeya.
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 This is a SPAM POST.  FUCK YOUR FANCY CODING.

YOUR CHARACTERS ARE HAVING AN AWESOME DAY AT THE MALL.

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[ You find yourself on Azula's ship. The guard has just reported to her that someone who doesn't belong may be hitching a ride. ]

A stowaway, you say? ... Must you even ask about a matter so trivial? Throw him overboard.

Are you sure, Princess?

Are you fools making it a habit to question my decisions?

N-No, of course not!

Then don't waste my time. [ She waves them off, and climbs up the steps of the pedestral to sit on her own personal throne.

SO YOU'LL FIND SOME GUARDS TRYING TO DRAG YOU UP DECK TO THROW YOU OVER, YEAH. THEY CAN SHOOT FIRE AND SHIT!! ]

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[ IN THIS POST



SUPERMARKET ANTICS


EVERYTHING IS ON DISCOUNT TODAY
THE SPEAKER IS BLASTING LADY GAGA
SOME OF THE THINGS ARE PAST THEIR EXPIRY DATE
THE CASHIERS ARE BITCHY
THERE ARE HOBOS CAMPING OUT BY THE CEREAL SECTION
THIS SUPERMARKET HAS TONS OF SHIT GO LOOK FOR IT

ALSO
THREAD WITH EACH OTHER
HAVE FUN


PEACE OUT ]

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Keep in mind that we will judge your app based on grammar, sentence structure and proper use of paragraphs. Some mistakes are fine, but remember: spellcheck is your friend. The mods shouldn't have to strain to read your application. ;;

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1st person sample: A standard journal entry. Make it at least 100 words. [For characters who don't speak a lot, we're lenient in the word count, so long as there's something substantial to go by. For characters who don't talk at all, a sample video post is enough. :D]

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RP SPAM POST

YOU ALL FIND YOURSELF IN GOTHAM CITY


AND YOU'RE ALL WEARING SUPERHERO COSTUMES THAT SUIT YOU


AS IF THE GOD OF THIS WORLD IS CALLING YOU TO COME HELP CLEAN UP THIS SHITTY CRIME-INFESTED DUMP



WHAT DO YOU DO, BRAVE HERO?

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[ YOU ARE ALL IN A MOVIE THEATER, AND A MUSHY ROMANCE IS SHOWING.

LOL SLOBBERY KISS SCENE]


Yeesh! Gross! I thought they were supposed to play the monster movie?!  I don't see any face-sucking aliens anywhere!!

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[ Somehow managed to raise

MAN-EATING PLANTS



The plants would never eat her --YOU, HOWEVER.... ]


[ tends to the flowers so lovingly c: ]